Keith does not deserve any of this, and yet here it is

[pidgeypidge]

Sometimes, the only way to amuse herself during the nights where she can't sleep is to bother Hunk or Lance. Nine times out of ten, it's Hunk, but only because he's generally more tolerant of late-night-early-morning nonsense. Lance is usually the last resort, due in large part to the way he likes to grump about needing his beauty sleep. It's laughable - and completely untrue - but the complaints get old after a bit so she tries to be considerate. Most of the time.

Tonight she's feeling less considerate than usual. So Lance it is. She doesn't even check the time - or the recipient - before firing off a text.

If he's awake, she's prepared to deal with his grousing for a bit. If not, she can always find something else to do.

What are you wearing?